primeraoffthewall:

One of my fears
64hz:

My blog will make you horny! ;)

gorlt:

gorlt:

i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god

you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no

bioterrors:

an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know this girl. let me meet her. is she a bad influence?” “dad she’s an angel” “damn I was really hoping she would be a bad influence”

(Source: bauks)

creepstreet:

Everything about @noralovely (and our Pizza Slut crop) is perfect. 😍 #Creepettes
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touch my pizza and buy me butt

(Source: meatbicyclevevo)

snhooze:

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cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)